‘The Pitch/The Ticket’
Season 4, Episode 3 - Aired September 16, 1992
Jerry and George decide to pitch a "show about nothing" to NBC. Meanwhile, Newman blames Kramer for a speeding ticket.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: What is he doing? Is he getting coffee? I think he's getting coffee.
George: What's with this guy?
Jerry: [to the police officer] Did you just order coffee?
Police Officer: Yeah.
Jerry: This is really too much.
Police Officer: What is your problem?
Jerry: Well, I'm sitting over there waiting for you to finish your sandwich for twenty minutes. Now you're drinking coffee, that's gonna be another ten minutes.
Police Officer: Well, you're just gonna have to wait.
Quote from George
Jerry: Hey, NBC okayed our idea. We're gonna make the pilot.
Kramer: You're gonna do the circus freak show, uh?
Jerry: No.
Newman: Pilot? So what do you make for something like that? Fifty? Sixty thousand?
George: [bitterly] What's the difference? The money is not important.
Quote from Jerry
Newman: [o.s.] Hey! What are you doing? It's after six o'clock! You can't give me a ticket! Hey, you're not gonna get away with this. I'll fight this. I got witnesses.
Kramer: I saw the whole thing!
Jerry: Maybe this whole thing would be a good idea for the pilot.
George: Ah, get outta here. The vomiting is much funnier.
Jerry: Oh, like you know what you're talking about.
George: No. You do!