Dana: You see, it's kind of got a little piece of cloth that's slipped underneath and it's ...
George: Pull it up a little bit.
Dana: Ugh. Well, here, you hold it. Hold it. Damn It! I can't move it. God, I've never seen a zipper so stubborn. Damn it! I almost had it.
George: Yeah, okayy, wait wait. That will separate.
Dana: No. Let me try...
George: Take it right off the chest...
Dana: Ugh, ..
George: No, you're gonna rip it. You're gonna rip it.
Dana: Yah! Ugh! Argh! I am afraid we're going to have to stop.
George: Okay. Uh, my mother is is going to pay for the sessions. [sees Christmas card] Oh, is this Elaine?
Dana: Yeah.
George: [stares at card]

Kramer: [sniffs Elaine] What's that perfume?
Elaine: What? It's the Ocean.
Kramer: That's mine. That's my smell. Jerry, you've got to get that model to get me an appointment with Calvin Klein.
Jerry: I can't She won't return my calls because she caught me in a pick at a light.
Kramer: I thought you said it was a scratch.
Jerry: But that's not what she thinks.

Jerry: Hello, there you are.
Tia: What are you doing here?
Jerry: Well, I had to talk to you. I noticed you haven't been returning my calls.
Tia: Well, I've been busy.
Jerry: Because I- I thought we had a good time the other night. And the only explanation I can come up with is that you think that you caught me...
Tia: I'd rather not talk about this..
Jerry: But I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril.
Tia: I know what I saw.
Jerry: But there- But there was no pick! I- I did not pick! There was no pick!
Tia: I gotta go.
Jerry: No! No pick!

Elaine: I told you, Fred. My friend's next door neighbor took it.
Fred: So, what happened?!
Elaine: Well, I-I-I must a missed a button. I forgot to button it.
Fred: I really don't see how you could miss a button like that.
Elaine: Oh, you've never missed a button?! [phone rings, she puts it on speakerphone] Yeah?
Receptionist: [on phone] Your sister, Gail.
Elaine: Oh, God. My nephew. [answers phone] Hi, Gail! Yes, yes, yes, Gail, I know how old he is.
Man: Hey, Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?
Elaine: Yeah, take it! Take it! And stop calling me "Nip"! [on the phone] It was an accident! Well.. Well, it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress.

George: So, the minute I started up the steps to her apartment, I knew I made a terrible mistake. Going back with her. So we're in her apartment, she goes into the bathroom. I'm cursing myself. Now, how do I get out of this? And then it hits me like a bolt of lightening. The pick.
Jerry: The pick?
Elaine: The pick?
George: She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist. You should have seen the look on her face.
Jerry: I think I've seen that look.

Kramer: I've got the magazine. The underwear ad came out.
George: Hey, Calvin Klein. You look great!
Elaine: Neat.
Jerry: Boy, they really worked on your pectorals.
George: Your buttocks are spectacular.
Elaine: Oh, my!
Kramer: What?
Elaine: Well, I'm not sure but... I think I see your...