‘The Mom & Pop Store’
Season 6, Episode 8 - Aired November 17, 1994
George is excited to own a car which used to belong to a celebrity. Jerry wonders whether or not he's invited to a party being thrown by dentist Tim Whatley (guest star Bryan Cranston). Kramer supports a small business by taking in Jerry's sneakers to be cleaned.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Kramer, you wanna go to the party together?
Kramer: Jerry, look, come on, I'm an invited guest. I can't be aiding and abetting some party crasher.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Excuse me, dentist? Dentist? Dentist? Are you a dentist? Are you a dentist?
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Hey, Elaine, did you get my message?
Elaine: What? I can't hear a word you're saying. I was stuck at the Dixieland Deli all day. My head is still ringing. Where's Tim?
Jerry: What's that, the Empire State Building?
Elaine: What? I can't hear you!
Jerry: Elaine, would you marry me?
Elaine: Wh...? I told you, I can't hear a word.
Jerry: All right. Forget it.
Quote from Elaine
Tim Whatley: Elaine, hi.
Elaine: Tim.
Tim Whatley: I'm really glad you came.
Elaine: What?
Tim Whatley: I'm really glad you came. Listen, Elaine, I've been wanting to ask you... [holds snacks] Would you like to go out with me New Year's Eve? [Elaine gives a subtle no] Thanks. [walks off]
Elaine: What? What?
Quote from Kramer
George: Let me ask you something. Could you tell if teeth marks on somebody's arm matched teeth marks on a pencil?
Woman: It's possible.
George: Roll up your sleeve.
Woman: Somebody bit you?
Kramer: Well, not just someone. Jon Voight.
Woman: Jon Voight bit you?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
George: The pencil. Get the pencil out of your mouth! You're destroying Jon Voight's teeth marks.
Tim Whatley: That's Jon Voight's pencil?
George: That's right. And I got his whole car downstairs.
Tim Whatley: Are you the one you bought his LeBaron convertible?
George: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, I'm the one. So you know Jon Voight?
Tim Whatley: Yes. I went to dental school with him.
George: Jon Voight, the actor?
Tim Whatley: No. The periodontist.
Quote from Jerry
Dentist: Can't this wait until Monday? Come by my office.
Jerry: Just a quick peek. I'm in agony.
Dentist: All right. Sit down.
Jerry: It's this one here in the back.
[As Jerry sits back, he knocks a box off Tim's window]
Man: [o.s.] You popped Woody Woodpecker!
Tim Whatley: Hey, who invited you anyway? You're a troublemaker.
Jerry: [laughs like Woody Woodpecker]
Quote from Jerry
Man: [on the phone] Hello, is this Jerry Seinfeld?
Jerry: Yes, it is.
Man: You don't know me, but a really strange thing happened. I was at a garage sale, and this old couple sold me used sneakers they claimed belonged to Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian.
Jerry: Could I have the address to that garage sale? Okay, thank you very much. [hangs up] I found Mom and Pop. They're selling my sneakers.
Kramer: Where are they?
Jerry: Parsippany, New Jersey.