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The Mango

‘The Mango’

Season 5, Episode 1 - Aired September 16, 1993

George worries that he isn't satisfying his new girlfriend Karen (guest star Lisa Edelstein). Jerry is shocked to learn that Elaine "faked it" with him. Meanwhile, Kramer gets banned from the fruit store after complaining about a peach.

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hi, Patty. Thanks for calling me back. I just wanted to ask you a question. When we we're going out, did you have orgasms? Okay, thanks. No, that's it. Okay, bye. [hangs up] Patty Lawrence had 'em!
Kramer: Okay, I'm gonna make you a fruit list, all right? [exits]
Jerry: Yeah. [on the phone] Hello, Elaine? Patty Laurence had orgasms. What do you think about that? And I got calls in to six other women and I bet you they confirm an orgasm too. So what do you have to say now Elaine? ... Hello?


Quote from Jerry

Jerry: Well, well, if it isn't the first lady of the American Theatre. What brings you here?
Elaine: Just gonna return some of your things that were in my house.
Jerry: Oh, and I've got some things of yours here.
Elaine: I know.
Jerry: Well, I'll get them.
Elaine: I'm waiting.
Jerry: All right.

Quote from Elaine

Jerry: You got my fins?
Elaine: Yeah I got your fins. Do you have my poker chips?
Jerry: I got your poker chips. You got my goggles?
Elaine: They're next to the fins. You got my cards?
Jerry: They're next to the poker chips. [they exchange bags]
Elaine: All right. And that just about... does it.

Quote from Jerry

Elaine: Okay, well.... See you around.
Jerry: Yeah, see you.
[Elaine opens the door and then closes it again]
Elaine: All right, let's go, I give you half an hour.
Jerry: What?
Elaine: Come on!
Jerry: Are you serious?
Elaine: Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to save the friendship. Well, if we have to...

Quote from George

George: The little extra moan you threw in there. Laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?
Karen: What are you talking about?
George: What am I talking about? Come on. You don't think I bought all that?
Karen: Bought what?
George: You're very good. Very good with the moanings and the gyrations. You really had me going there for a minute.
Karen: You think I was faking?
George: Come on. 'Oh, George! Oh, George!' Come on! Not that I don't appreciate the effort that was put into it.
Karen: I'd like you to leave.
George: What?
Karen: I said, I would like you to leave. Come on, just get your clothes on and get out.
George: But why?
Karen: Because I said so.
George: I can't find my glasses.
Karen: Well, hurry up.
George: I need to look for my glasses.
Karen: Get out! Get out! Get out!

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: [whimpers] It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!
Elaine: You know I'm a little hungry. You wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left?

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