‘The Junk Mail’
Season 9, Episode 5 - Aired October 30, 1997
Kramer tries to get out of the postal system. George's parents start avoiding him. Jerry's friend gets him a van instead of a new Saab. Elaine falls for a guy in a fairy tale moment.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: Good. He left the door unlocked.
Estelle Costanza: Why did Kramer have to park the van in the woods?
Frank Costanza: Isn't it obvious? There are no parking meters out here.
Estelle Costanza: [looking in the back of the van] Wow!
Frank Costanza: [reclines seats] Hey, look at this. Hoochie mama!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Hey, George!
George: Jerry! Hey, that's the guy!
Jerry: What? George Costanza, Frankie Merman.
George: Oh. The summer me.
Frankie: The winter me.
Jerry: You must be George's cousin.
Rhisa: Girlfriend.
Jerry: All right.