Jerry: We gotta confess.
Kramer: Really?
Jerry: Yes!
Kramer: We could be tried for murder.
Jerry: I can't have this on my conscience. We're like Leopold and Loeb!
Kramer: You're not gonna say anything, you got that?
Jerry: I'm telling and you can't stop me!
Kramer: You're not!

George: Hey Elaine? Put me down for some of that art. 1900 dollars' worth.

Jerry: Oh, yeah, that's the spot.
Woman: What are you so tense about?
Jerry: Oh, nothing really. Just a homicide. Oh, that's terrific. Mulva.
Woman: What?
Jerry: Mulva?
Woman: Mulva?
Jerry: Oh, my Aunt's name is Mulva. She's- She's a masseuse.

Woman: What are you doing?
Jerry: Oh, I was just looking for some... gum or... a mint.
Woman: Oh, I have Junior Mints.
Jerry: No! [throws her purse back at her] No, I mean... No, thank you.

Jerry: Wait a second. I don't know the name of this woman in the bathroom, so when she comes out, you introduce yourself and then she'll be forced to say her name.
Kramer: 10-4.
Woman: Oh, hello.
Kramer: Hello, I'm Kramer.
Woman: Nice to meet you.
Kramer: See you later. [exits]

Woman: Well, I better get going. I don't want to be late for the play. You know, my cousin knows the producer. I may get to go backstage and meet Olympia Dukakis.
Jerry: Hey, there's a name you don't forget.
[As the woman goes to leave, George is coming through the door]
Woman: Oh, hi.
George: Hi, I'm George.
Woman: Nice to meet you, George. [leaves]
George: I gave it a shot.

Jerry: [on the phone with the hospital ] Yes I'd like to speak to Dr. Siegel. It's about Roy Kordic's condition.
George: What? What?
Jerry: Oh, that's fantastic!
George: He didn't get better, did he?
Jerry: Thank you very much. Bye-bye. He's gonna be okay!
George: Where's the luck? There's no luck. 1900 dollars down the drain.

Roy: You saved my life, George. You buying my art is what inspired me to get better. I'll never forget what you did for me.
George: Oh, well, that's great. That's great.
Kramer: You know, art is a great investment.
Elaine: They're gonna look great in your apartment, George.
George: Yes, I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles. Well, I'll wait for you outside.

Roy: So Elaine, where are we going for our big dinner on Friday?
Elaine: I'm so sorry, Roy, but actually, we're going to the Poconos on Friday, right honey?
Jerry: I don't think so.
Elaine: We are.
Jerry: I believe we're not.
Elaine: Please can we go to the Poconos?
Jerry: Well, I'll think about it.

Elaine: Remember Roy, the artist?
Jerry: Right, the "triangle" guy.
Elaine: Exactly, the "triangle" guy.
Jerry: Yeah, you liked him. What happened with him?
Elaine: Yeah, I did. He was very talented. He was just a little too...
Jerry: Artsy?
Elaine: Fat.
Jerry: Oh.
Elaine: He was a fat, starving artist, you know? That's very rare. Anyway, he's in the hospital, he's having surgery and I feel like should go visit him.