‘The Jimmy’
Season 6, Episode 19 - Aired March 16, 1995
George's new basketball teammate, Jimmy, lines up a business opportunity for him. Meanwhile, Kramer and Jerry visit the dentist (Bryan Cranston), and Elaine falls for a guy at the gym.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So what did Tim say?
Kramer: [slurred] Well, he said I gotta cut out the Skittles.
Jerry: Looks like he gave you some Novocaine.
Kramer: Oh, I'm loaded.
Jerry: So what about the Penthouse. Did you ask him?
Kramer: Well, he said that it helps his patients relax a little bit. And he's got a new policy, adults only.
Jerry: Adults only?
Kramer: Yeah!
Jerry: What the hell is going on over there?
Kramer: Well, you know, it's great. You know, no kids allowed, you don't have to watch your language.
Jerry: You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?
Kramer: Hey, hey, when they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly.
Quote from Kramer
Deensfrei: My name is Arnold Deensfrei. What is your name?
Kramer: [slurred] Cosmo Kramer. Nice to meet you.
Deensfrei: Very nice to meet you, Cosmo. Are you heading home?
Kramer: Yeah, heading home.
Deensfrei: Good for you. You are really independent.
Kramer: Yeah, you're not doing too bad yourself.
Quote from Kramer
Elaine: What about the Velvet Fog?
Kramer: Well, he's singing at a benefit and I'm gonna be sitting at his table.
Elaine: Oh, I'm going to that.
Kramer: Yeah, I'm a guest of honor.
Elaine: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Well, this afternoon I shared a cab with this, um, Deensfrei.
Elaine: Yeah, yeah. Arnold Deensfrei. He runs the AMCA.
Kramer: Yeah! Well, that's the guy. He's organizing the dinner.
Elaine: I know that but why are you going?
Kramer: Well, because we hit it off and he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything.
Kramer: Well, apparently I do something 'cause I'm sitting at the head table with Mel Tormé.
Quote from Jerry
Elaine: What are those?
Kramer: Oh, these are my vertical leap training shoes.
Jerry: Wait a second, Were you wearing those shoes in the cab?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. Right after I left the Y.
Jerry: Don't you see what's happened here? He couldn't talk, he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling.
Kramer. What?
Elaine: He thinks you're mentally challenged.
Jerry: Well... You know...
Elaine: Well, what happens when you show up? He'll see that you're not.
Jerry: Not necessarily because.....
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [slurred] No, no. I've been living alone a long time now.
Mel Tormé: Well, I think that's the tops.
Quote from Kramer
Mel Tormé: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to dedicate this song to a very courageous young man. [singing] When you're smiling When you're smiling The whole world smiles with you When you're laughing When you're laughing The sun comes shining through But when you're crying, you bring on the rain So stop that sign. Be happy again Keep on smiling Cause when you're smiling The whole world smiles with you... The whole world smiles with [Kramer joins in] you...
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Jerry, it's my fault. I couldn't make a shot. These losses they stay with me. They fester, Jerry. Oh, this is gonna plague me.
Quote from George
Wilhelm: I called this meeting because we have a problem. For the last few months someone has been stealing equipment from the club. Until recently it's been little things, you know. Bases, batting helmets, donuts, but two nights ago they pulled the big one. They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the in-field tarp and all of Mr Steinbrenner's vitamins. Now, we have reason to believe it's an inside job.
George: [puffing] Whoa!
Wilhelm: If anybody here knows anything about it, I recommend strongly that you come forward.
[Wilhelm notices George patting down his sweaty face]
Quote from Jerry
George: That guy was amazing, he could dunk and he was my height. What was his name again?
Jerry: Jimmy.
George: Jimmy, right.
Jerry: I dunno how you could forget . He kept referring to himself in the third person. "Jimmy's under the boards. Jimmy's in the open. Jimmy makes the shot."
George: Ah! your just mad 'cause we beat you.
Quote from George
George: Hey, Jimmy. Great game.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah. Jimmy played pretty good.
George: Hey, you know, I felt we had like a synergy out there,you know, like we were really helping each other.
Kramer: What do you got there?
Jimmy: These?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jimmy: These are Jimmy's training shoes.
George: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen these. They sorta... They make your legs stronger.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah. Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you.