‘The Gymnast’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired November 3, 1994
When Jerry dates a former gymnast with whom he has no chemistry, he is hopeful things will be more interesting in the bedroom. George embarrasses himself in front of his girlfriend's mother. Elaine disrupts a business transaction her boss, Mr. Pitt, is involved in. Meanwhile, Kramer has a kidney stone.
Quote from Jerry
Kramer: Hey, what are you doing later?
Jerry: I'm going out with Katya, thanks to you.
Kramer: Well, maybe you should try again. You know what happens the first time: people are a little shy, a little reticent.
Jerry: If I do it again, that extends my payment book another two weeks.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: All right, where you going?
Jerry: We're going to the circus. One of her old Olympic teammates is an acrobat. I don't even feel like going out.
Kramer: Well, Jerry, it's your obligation. Come on.
Jerry: Yeah, well, you know what? If I gotta go, and spend time with this girl, then you're coming with me, Dr. Cyclops!
Kramer: No, no, no, I don't wanna go to the circus, Jerry.
Jerry: Yeah, well you're going.
Kramer: Yeah, but I'm afraid of clowns.
Quote from Elaine
Mr. Pitt: I didn't send you over there to complain about the name.
Elaine: Well, I couldn't help it. "Moland Spring"?
Mr. Pitt: I like the name "Moland". I picked it out. After all those months of negotiating!
Elaine: Well, I'm so sorry! I-
Mr. Pitt: Well, I'm going riding. I haven't been on Jenny for three days, all because of this blasted painting. [phone rings] Elaine?
Elaine: Oh, sorry. [picks up phone] Hello?
Mr. Pitt: [walks by the painting, stops] Wait a minute! Wait a minute. Ah!
Quote from Jerry
Katya: So, Jerry, you're enjoying the circus?
Jerry: "Greatest Show on Earth"!
Katya: My father used to take me to the circus. When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.
Jerry: Well, they certainly take up a lot of space.