Elaine: Oh oh, listen to this, this is not good, listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I got those, I'm irritable!
Jerry: Who picked these out?
George: I did!
Jerry: They're ladies' glasses! All you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear them while you're playing Canasta.
George: Well, Elaine was supposed to help me.
Elaine: [grabs George] Hey! I got bit by a dog! I had to go to the hospital! I was bleeding to death! I can't solve every little problem you have!
Jerry: Hey, hey.
Elaine: I'm sorry. Sorry.

Elaine: I... I think I'm... I'm having trouble swallowing. I can't... I can't swallow.
Kramer: She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano. She's delirious. [Elaine drinks water, drools] She's foaming at the mouth!

Elaine: Do you ever spit on anybody from here?
Jerry: No. You?
Elaine: No. Do you ever think about it?
Jerry: Yeah.
Elaine: Me too.

Elaine: I thought you hated air conditioning. You've never had an air conditioner.
Kramer: Yeah, but Amy likes air conditioning.
Elaine: Ooh, you're getting an air conditioner for Amy. [whiny voice] Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little hot.

George: I gotta get out of this city.
Jerry: So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth?
George: I'm at the health club and while I'm in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses. Who steals prescription glasses?
Elaine: You don't have an old pair?
George: I broke 'em playing basketball.
Jerry: He was running from a bee.

George: Now, if I wanna see anything I gotta wear these.
Elaine: George, those are prescription goggles? What is there to see in a health club pool?
Jerry: There's a lot of change down there.
George: When I find that guy, this much I vow: those glasses will be returned to their rightful owner.
Jerry: We're behind you, Aquaboy. Godspeed!

Kramer: You know what you ought to do? Go see my friend Dwayne at J & T Optical and Columbus Avenue. He'll give you thirty percent off.
George: Yeah, come on.
Jerry: Hey, he just got me thirty percent off on an air conditioner.
George: Really?
Kramer: Retail is for suckers.
George: Wow. What do I have to do?
Kramer: You just gotta mention my name.
George: That's it?
Kramer: That's it.

George: What about these?
Elaine: They look good. I liked the other one too. I've liked about five of them.
George: It's a tough decision. I have to wear these every day. I'm deciding on a new face.
Jerry: Come on, George. Pick a face and go with it!
Elaine: Now, those look good. They're very bold.
George: Yes, they are bold.

Jerry: [to Elaine] Are you okay? Did he bite you?
George: Can you believe that guy?
Elaine: I'm okay. It's just a nip.
George: He just walked away! And once again I'm standing here like a little man. Well, not this time!

Elaine: My leg looks pretty bad.
Jerry: Oh I'm gonna take you over to the emergency room.
Elaine: Okay.
Jerry: Hey, any luck? Did you catch him?
George: Uh, no.
Jerry: All right, I'm gonna take Elaine over to the hospital.
George: Good, good. Do that.
Jerry: What's the matter?
George: Oh, no, nothing.
Jerry: What is it?
George: I can't tell you.
Elaine: Jerry, can we go?
Jerry: Yeah, yeah, in a second, in a second.