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The Frogger

‘The Frogger’

Season 9, Episode 18 - Aired April 23, 1998

George buys an arcade game from his old high school hangout. Jerry ends up in a relationship with a woman because he's afraid of a potential serial killer in her neighborhood. Elaine is fed up of being offered cake at work. Meanwhile, Kramer gets ahold of some police tape.

Quote from George

George: [on the phone] No. I need a guy that can rig a Frogger machine so that I can move it without losing power, 'cause I have the high score. H-hello?

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Quote from Elaine

Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Elaine: So how's it going with my friend?
Jerry: She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs.
Jerry: What is that?
Elaine: Oh, it's a cake party. It's the third one today. I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush.
Jerry: So join in.
Elaine: I can't. I denounced them. Maybe I'll go raid Peterman's fridge. He's always got a truffle or something in there.
Jerry: All right. [hangs up]

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: Well Lisi, that was another-
Lisi: Lovely evening.
Jerry: Really bad meal. I was thinking maybe we should--
Lisi: Go for a hansom cab ride?
Jerry: Call it a night. I'll walk you home. Where do you live?
Lisi: 84th street, right off Riverside Park.
Jerry: Riverside Park.
[Jerry grabs Lisi and turns around]
Lisi: I thought we were going--
Jerry: Back to my place. That's right.

Quote from Jerry

George: So you slept with her?
Jerry: She lives right off Riverside Park. I was scared of the Lopper, so I let her stay over.
George: And you automatically sleep with her?
Jerry: Well, I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of--
George: Finished your thought.

Quote from George

George: You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

Quote from Jerry

Elaine: Hey, so I talked to Lisi and she has got a big surprise for you. She's planning a weekend trip to Pennsylvania Dutch country.
Jerry: Pennsylvania Dutch country? Oh, that's the serious relationship weekend place.
Elaine: What is going on with you two?
Jerry: Well, I think by sleeping with her, I may have sent her the wrong message.

Quote from George

George: Now, each of you is here because you're the best at what you do. Slippery Pete, Kramer tells me you are one hell of a rogue electrician. And Shlomo, you're the best truck driver.
Shlomo: I don't know If I'm the best.
George: Oh, you're very good.
Shlomo: Let's say "good."
George: Okay. Good. And Kramer, you're in charge of taping off the loading zone.
Kramer: Lock and load.

Quote from George

George: Now, this is the basic layout for Mario's Pizza.
Shlomo: So what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught?
George: What do you mean?
Slippery Pete: We're stealing this thing, right?
George: No. I--I paid for it.
Slippery Pete: I thought we were stealing it.
Kramer: Yeah. It feels like we're stealing it.
George: We're not stealing it.
Shlomo: I definitely thought we're stealing it.
George: All right, let's--let's focus. Can we get back to the plan?

Quote from Kramer

Kramer: Oh, hey, Elaine. What, you got the munchies?
Elaine: Oh, Kramer, I am in big. big, big trouble. I need a cake that looks like this.
Kramer: Oh, yeah, Sotheby's. Yeah. They make good cake.

Quote from Jerry

Lisi: Fine. So it's over.
Jerry: Oh, thank god. Why is it dark out? What time is it?
Lisi: 9:30.
Jerry: We've been breaking up for 10 hours?
Lisi: Good-bye, Jerry.
Jerry: Lopper. You know, Lisi, maybe we should give this a little more time. See how it looks in the light of day.
Lisi: Out!

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