‘The Doodle’
Season 6, Episode 20 - Aired April 6, 1995
George is offended by a doodle his girlfriend drew of him. Elaine needs to read a manuscript ahead of a job interview at a publisher. Meanwhile, Jerry's apartment is fumigated when he has fleas.
Quote from Jerry
Elaine: I couldn't find it anywhere. How did you get fleas anyway?
Jerry: I don't know. Who could have been in my apartment?
Elaine: I looked everywhere. Even under the couch, but all I could find were these stupid Chunky wrappers.
Jerry: Wait a second. Wait a second. Did you say Chunky wrappers?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: Let me see those. Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkys. Newman! I've got him!
Quote from Morty Seinfeld
Morty Seinfeld: Oh, that feels good. Hey, this guy charges 100 bucks an hour, but I'm telling you, he's worth every penny.
Nana: I'm next.
Morty Seinfeld: Hey, Leo, get this. I'm watching four movies at once. Pay-per-view.
Uncle Leo: I love these nuts.
Nana: This champagne's gone flat.
Helen Seinfeld: Nana.
Nana: [laughs] Let the chambermaid clean it up.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: I can't taste this.
Elaine: What are you talking about?
Kramer: Well, this food, it has no taste. Nothing. I'm getting nothing.
Elaine: What?
Kramer: It must be the toxic gas from the fumigation.
Elaine: What?
[A panicked Kramer rushes out of the cafe]
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Thanks for letting me stay here.
Shelly: Well, I don't keep pecans in the house, so I didn't think there would be a problem.
Jerry: Oh, damn.
Shelly: What's the matter?
Jerry: I forgot my toothbrush.
Shelly: Oh, no problem. You can use mine.
Jerry: Yours? You know what? I'll brush later.
Shelly: Brush now.
Jerry: Sure.
Quote from Newman
Kramer: Newman, let me have a bite of your Mackinaw.
Newman: What for, you got your own?
Kramer: Come on, I need to taste it. [eats] Nothing. I can't even taste a Mackinaw.
Newman: Well, that's a shame.
Kramer: Wait all year, and I can't taste them.
Newman: You can't taste them, why waste them? Why not give them all to me?
Quote from Jerry
George: So, what's with the suitcase?
Jerry: Ah, she threw me out.
George: Why?
Jerry: I wouldn't use her toothbrush.
George: So where you staying?
Jerry: Well, I guess I'm stuck with the Velvet Fog.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [licking envelope] Yes. Yes, it's back. I can taste again. Hey, what's the date today?
Man: Fifteenth.
Kramer: Fifteenth. Yes! Last day for the Mackinaws. I can still make it. Wait, Newman. Newman, wait.
Newman: Sorry. Last one. But if you want to suck the pit....
Kramer: [to a dog] Look, Beauford. It's the mailman. You remember the mailman, don't you?
Newman: Kramer, don't.
Kramer: Get him!
[The dog chases after Newman]
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: [knocks] Hello? Is anybody here...?
Uncle Leo: They said they were sending over an Asian woman.
Elaine: Oh, my God.