Sasha: Oh how you doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good. What's the matter?
Sasha: I'm tired. I hardly slept last night with all this scratching. Bonkers was going crazy.
Jerry: Bonkers?
Sasha: My cat. He's got this weird sort of skin condition. Some type of fungus, I couldn't find his medicine.
Jerry: Oh. Oh, it's your cat!
Sasha: What?
Jerry: Oh, nothing.

Older Priest: Are you ready my son?
George: Yes, "faddah".
Older Priest: What did you say?
George: What?
Older Priest: I thought you said faddah.
George: I said "faddah". I meant Father. I'm just a little bit nervous.

Kramer: [to a woman waiting for a cab] How you doing?
Woman: Get away from me, you creep. [walks away]
Kramer: Yes! Yes, it worked. Sister Roberta. I've still got time to catch her.

Older Priest: Congratulations George. Welcome to the faith. Sister Roberta, would you please offer the final benediction.
Sister Roberta: [hesitates] I can't. [crowd murmurs] I'm sorry. It's a beautiful religion, but I am not worthy of it. I found something else.
[Kramer enters the church]
Sister Roberta: Him.
Older Priest: Kavorka. [crowd repeats]

Elaine: [interrupts kissing] Because I love the foot. I'm a big fan of the foot.
Doctor: Well it's my fault. I got a little defensive.
Elaine: And that pinkie toe, come on . How adorable is the pinkie toe.
Doctor: It's my favorite toe.
Elaine: Let's face it, you get a bunion, where are you going? You're not going to the ear guy.
Doctor: No, you're not.

Sister Roberta: Something's wrong. I don't feel the same lure.
Kramer: You don't?
Sister Roberta: What have I…? I must return to the church. By the way, you really need to take a bath. You stink.
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. Yeah!