George: And so concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola?
Jerry: He's new around here.
George: So, details?
Jerry: Well, I didn't sleep with her.
George: Because of society, right?
Jerry: Yes, George, because of society.

Kramer: Hey. Oh, Jerry, listen uh, you know, I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side Of Darkness? The coma lady wakes up at the end.
George: Oh, I wanted to see that! Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Kramer: I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma.
Jerry: I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
George: [o.s.] How was Eric Roberts as the husband?
Kramer: Oh, unforgettable. I gotta find Elaine. You know, she's gonna pull my plug.

Jerry: So you hurt Vincent's feelings?
Elaine: Look what came in the mail today.
Jerry: Wh.. What's this?
Elaine: It's the play button off his VCR.
Jerry: Boy, look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth.

Woman: What do you have here? Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks. What kind of a sick woman brings this to a fifteen year old?
Elaine: We have the same taste in movies.
Woman: Did he send you part of our VCR?
[Elaine nods and points to her necklace, which she takes off and hands to the woman]
Woman: Vincent!
[After the woman goes in to her apartment, Elaine takes the bottle of vodka and leaves the rest of the bag]