‘The Chinese Woman’
Season 6, Episode 4 - Aired October 13, 1994
Jerry starts dating a woman he spoke to on the phone named Donna Chang. Meanwhile, Elaine gets in the middle of another of Noreen's relationships, and Frank Costanza is seen in the city with a caped man.
Quote from Estelle Costanza
George: So, what made you change your mind?
Estelle Costanza: It was that Chinese woman.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: So, I'm curious. What did you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind?
Donna: Mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
Jerry: Confucius, huh?
Donna: Yeah.
Jerry: You know, you're not Chinese.
Quote from Kramer
Elaine: [on the phone] Is Noreen there?
Kramer: Yes, she is.
Elaine: Well, can I talk to her?
Kramer: What, am I too boring for you?
Elaine: Would you just put her on?
Kramer: Well, I feel it would be best that you didn't talk to Noreen for a while.
Elaine: You feel?
Kramer: That's right. She and I have had a very long talk. And I was appalled to learn of the destructive influence you've had over her life lo these many years.
Elaine: What, are you insane?
Kramer: From now on, I'll be calling the shots.
Elaine: Oh. And what are you gonna tell her?
Kramer: Well, I've encouraged her to go back into the army. There she'll get the structure and discipline she needs right now. And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do.
Elaine: Kramer, you have got to let me talk to her.
Kramer: Can't help you, kid.
Quote from Jerry
George: Wait. Now you're getting a divorce because she's from Long Island?
Frank Costanza: You want a divorce? You got one!
Jerry: [to Donna] You know, you might wanna think about changing your name.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey, Jerry! Guess what? The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's late!