Elaine: You got a comfort problem there?
Kramer: No, I think these Jockeys shrunk.
Elaine: I thought you wore silk underwear.
Kramer: No. Well, you know, I wore them for about a month, but I couldn't stick with it. I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.
Elaine: That's nice. Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever wanna have kids, you shouldn't wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.
Kramer: Sperm count? Well, how many sperm should I have?
Elaine: A lot.

Dr. Korval: The results of your sperm test are in. Are you planning to start a family?
Kramer: Yes, I would like to very much. But I'm low, aren't l? I can feel it.
Dr. Korval: Yes, I'm afraid you're a little low.
Kramer: Oh, man! It's over. The Kramer name is finished. I'm never gonna procreate, huh?
Dr. Korval: That's not necessarily true. There are measures you can take to improve your fertility.
Kramer: All right, what? What? You tell me. I'll do anything. Come on, Doc, tell me.
Dr. Korval: First thing, you should wear boxer shorts.
Kramer: All the time?
Dr. Korval: All the time. You have to get off Jockeys right away.
Kramer: Yeah, but I've always worn Jockeys.

George: Dad, I heard you were in the city the other day.
Frank Costanza: Your mother has to tell you every move I make? I'll kill her.
George: Jerry and Elaine saw you.
Frank Costanza: They didn't say hello?
George: Well, they were in a rush.
Frank Costanza: They couldn't just say hello? Ah, the hell with them.
George: They said you were with some guy who was wearing a cape.
Frank Costanza: Elaine, I can see not saying hello. She's very... What's the word? Supercilious.
George: So, Dad...
Frank Costanza: How could Jerry not say hello?

Jerry: Did they uncross the lines yet?
Donna: No, they can't find the problem. It's really getting ridicurous.
Jerry: Did you say "ridicurous"?
Donna: Ridiculous.
Jerry: I thought you said... ridicurous.

George: Hi, I'm George.
Donna: Oh, hi. I'm Donna Chang. I just spoke to your mother before.
George: You spoke to my mother?
Donna: She was trying to call you, but...
Jerry: The rines are crossed.
George: Did you say the "rines" are crossed?
Jerry: Did l?

Elaine: Boy, divorced. That's really too bad.
Jerry: Yeah. You know, it's a shame his parents didn't get divorced 30 years ago. He could've been normal.

Elaine: Hey, Georgie, did you have any idea that anything was wrong?
Jerry: Have you ever spent any time with these people?

Jerry: What are you doing to this woman? This is the second relationship you've ruined for her in a few weeks.
Elaine: I know.
Jerry: First you ruin her relationship with the high-talker.
Elaine: Well, I got confused. They sound exactly the same.
Jerry: So she breaks up with him. Somehow picks up the pieces of her life, miraculously meets a new guy. You bust that up. And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world he's boring.
Elaine: I didn't know she'd take it so seriously.
Jerry: Apparently, you have a tremendous influence over this woman. Anything you say, she does.

Jerry: Hey, I heard the good news.
Frank Costanza: Jerry, how come you didn't say hello to me the other day?
Jerry: Elaine was in a rush.
Frank Costanza: I knew it was Elaine.

Donna: You must be Estelle.
Estelle Costanza: Yes. Who are you?
Donna: I'm Donna Chang.
Estelle Costanza: You're not Chinese.