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The Blood

‘The Blood’

Season 9, Episode 4 - Aired October 16, 1997

Kramer takes his blood back from the bank. Jerry tries to get in shape. George wants to introduce food into the bedroom. Meanwhile, Elaine ends up baby-sitting her friend's kid.

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: Is this really necessary?
Izzy: If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat.
Jerry: What if I can't keep up?
Izzy: You lag, you drag. Fire it up, son.
Izzy Jr.: Right, Dad. Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum...
Both: Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum...


Quote from Jerry

Izzy: Move it, move it! Get those knees up! Come on, kick it, kick it!
Jerry: What's going on?
Izzy Jr.: There's something wrong with your car. It's dripping something on my feet. Some kind of red liquid.
Jerry: Oh my God. The blood!
Izzy Jr.: Blood?!
[As Izzy Jr. floors the gas pedal, Jerry struggles to keep up and falls to the ground, getting dragged along by the car]
Izzy: Get up boy, get up! We got a problem here! Tough it up. This is for real, you've got to want it...

Quote from Jerry

Elaine: So how far did they drag you?
Jerry: Well, for the first quarter mile they thought that I was just dogging it.

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