‘The Big Salad’
Season 6, Episode 2 - Aired September 29, 1994
Jerry can't get over the fact the woman he's going out with once dated Newman. George is offended when his girlfriend takes credit for buying Elaine a "big salad". Kramer worries he caused a former baseball start to commit homicide.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Hey, listen to this. They issued a warrant for Gendason's arrest. He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Newscaster: [on TV] As you can see white Bronco. The police have cleared the highway traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't want the situation to escalate. And we have gotten an identification on the driver of the vehicle. His name is Kramer, and he's reportedly one of Gendason's golfing buddies.
Quote from Kramer
Man: 911, what are you reporting?
Kramer: [on the phone] Yeah, this is Kramer. I got Gendason in the car. Now, he wants to see his fish. I'm taking him to see his fish. So tell the police to back off.
Police: Okay, sir, and what's your name?
Kramer: My name is Kramer. You know who I am, dammit!
Gendason: I told you not to take the turnpike.
Kramer: Well, I thought we would blend in.
Gendason: If we took the palisades this never have happened.
Kramer: Yeah, then we would have had all that bridge traffic.
Gendason: Ah, just drive.