Mr. Ross: The box! My letters! Gimme that! Who told you to open this?!
Mrs. Ross: Who's John?! Who's John?!
Aunt Sara: I knew it!
Mrs. Ross: I want to know who John is!
Ricky: John Cheever?! Dad, you and John Cheever?!
Mr. Ross: Yes! Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I love him deeply! In a way you could never understand.
George: Well, we really should be-
Jerry: Yeah.
George: Uh, heading out. Jerry really hates to miss the coming attractions.
Jerry: Yeah, and, [points to watch] because of the... time.
George: Yeah, time is what he's indicating there.

Man: Where's George?
Jerry: Oh, he ran to say something to David Letterman.
Susan Ross: David Letterman's on the floor?
Jerry: Yeah, he just walked by.

George: [on the phone] Hi, it's me. It's Georgie Boy. What's going on?
Susan Ross: What's going on? What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on. I'm fired!
George: Fired? Why?
Susan Ross: Because you kissed me. You kissed me, you stupid idiot! Rita called Russell and he fired me over the phone.
Kramer: [to the TV} What is pi? Ooh! Gidee up again.
George: But I had no... I didn't realize.
Susan Ross: You didn't realize? How could you not realize? You're stupid! You're a stupid, stupid man!
George: I just feel terrible. This is just terrible.
Kramer: [to the TV] What is the cha-cha? Ooh, yes indeed.
Susan Ross: I'll speak to you later.

George: Oh, my God.
Susan Ross: What?
George: It's Allison. I dated her right after you. She's obsessed with me.
Allison: George?
George: Allison! Hi! Oh, my God! How are you?
Allison: Good. You know, you owe me $50.
George: Fifty dollars. Right, right. I don't have it on me. Allison, this is Susan. Susan, Allison.
Allison: Nice to meet you.
Susan Ross: Nice to meet you.
Allison: That's a beautiful vest.
Susan Ross: Thank you.

Susan Ross: Yeah, we got along real well.
George: You know, uh, she has no female friends. You know that, don't you? Something strange about a woman who's friends are all men.
Susan Ross: Yeah, I know. We talked all about that.
George: You talked all about that?
Susan Ross: Oh, yeah. Elaine opened up her vault.
George: Did you just say vault?
Susan Ross: Yeah, why? Did I use it wrong?

Susan Ross: You don't know what I use for birth control, do you?
George: Of course I do.
Susan Ross: You do? What?
George: You know. You use the, uh... [mumbles]
Susan Ross: The what?
George: You know, the uh... [coughs, mumbles]
Susan Ross: Just get me some Sponges, please.
George: Wait. Wait a minute. They don't have them anymore. I just found out, they just took them off the market.
Susan Ross: Off the market? The Sponge?
George: Yeah, so you gotta use something else.
Susan Ross: I can't! I love the Sponge! I need the Sponge!
George: Okay. I think I know where we can get one.

Mrs. Ross: Is it possible they took it back?
Susan Ross: Who would bring a bread and take it back?
Mr. Ross: Those people, that's who. I think they're sick.

George: Hi.
Susan Ross: Hi. So, George, what does Art Vandelay import?
George: Matches? Long matches.
[Susan delivers the second punch to George's face of the day]

George: Listen, I was talking to Elaine today and she said that she would really like to be an usher at the wedding
Susan Ross: No. Out of the question. I don't want any women ushers at my wedding. And while we're on the subject, Kramer is not an usher either.
George: Why not?
Susan Ross: He doesn't even know my name.
George: That was an honest mistake.
Susan Ross: Nah! He's too weird he'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony.