George Quote #1587
Quote from George in The Burning
George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!
Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it.
George: No, I don't! Don't you even care? This is your company. It's your name on the outside of the building. Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off and all it says now is K-uger!
Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, huh? K-uger! K-uger!
George: [chuckles] Oh, you are too much, Mr. Kruger! Too much!
Mr. Kruger: [gets up to leave] Thank you George, you've been great. That's it for me.
George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger!
Kruger: It's K-uger!
George: No! No!
Kruger: Goodnight everybody!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Burning’ Quotes
Quote from David Puddy
Elaine: So where do you wanna eat?
David Puddy: Feels like an Arby's night.
Elaine: Arby's. Beef and cheese and... Do you believe in God?
David Puddy: Yes.
Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
David Puddy: That's right.
Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
David Puddy: Not for me.
Elaine: Why not?
David Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.
Quote from Kramer
Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort?
Kramer: Just a little burning during urination.
Student #1: Okay, any other pain?
Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. May I? [signals to Mickey] Lights?
[Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigarette]
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew. And then she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
Student #1: Gonorrhea?!
Kramer: Gonorrhea! [applause]
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something?
Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.
Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.
Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons.
Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.
Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?
Elaine: Dumb and lazy I understand.