Jerry Quote #1727
Quote from Jerry in The Strongbox
Jerry: I'm sorry. I-I don't know you.
Phil: What?
Jerry: There's been some robberies in the building. I-I can't let you in.
Phil: But, I live here. I ran out to get some birdseed, and-and I forgot my key.
George: Sounds like a scam.
Jerry: [closing the door] Very sorry.
George: [waiting for the elevator] So, I broke up with Maura.
Jerry: Great, you're lonely and miserable again.
George: Feels right.
Jerry: Is that guy still there?
George: He's staring at us.
Jerry: Don't look at him. [Phil starts knocking] We don't hear that.
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‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.