Elaine Quote #909
Quote from Elaine in The Cartoon
Elaine: She does a full hour about how you're the devil? I gotta go see this thing.
Jerry: Good luck. It's sold out for the next three weeks.
Elaine: Well, I bet I can get in, once I mention I'm from The New Yorker.
Jerry: The New Yorker?
Elaine: Yes. The New Yorker. I met with their cartoon editor and I got him to admit that that cartoon made no sense.
Jerry: Wow, good work, Nancy Drew.
Elaine: So we ended up going out to lunch, and he had some great gossip about James Thurber.
Jerry: Nodding off.
Elaine: And he said I could submit some of my own cartoons.
Jerry: Wow, that's incredible, but you don't draw.
Elaine: I do too.
Jerry: What, your sad little horsies? The house with the little curl of smoke. The sunflower with the smiley face. The transparent cube.
Elaine: It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane.
Jerry: Where did you see that? Those are private.
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Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.