Kramer Quote #1060
Quote from Kramer in The Cartoon
Kramer: I've made an important life decision.
Jerry: Let's talk about that.
George: Don't leave.
Kramer: All right. I know I've been kind of shooting off at the mouth lately. First, with that girl whose life
you destroyed. And then about George dating a lady Jerry.
George: What's the decision?
Kramer: I know you want me to keep my big mouth shut. Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm never gonna talk again.
Jerry: Yeah, right.
Kramer: What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend? Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam
of some girl and his best friend? See, now, I've done all that. Now, it's time for silence.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Cartoon’ Quotes
Quote from Newman
Newman: Excuse me, Miss Weaver? Oh, my God, it is you. I've seen your show six times.
Jerry: What a surprise.
Newman: You're great. It's great. It's so great to see a show that's about something. [looks at Jerry]
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: So you're saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money-laundering operation. No one could keep track of all those kids with those little orange boxes of change.
Quote from George
Elaine: Now, we got a dog and a cat in an office.
Jerry: It looks like my accountant's office. There's no pets working there.
Elaine: The cat is saying, "I've enjoyed reading your e-mail."
George: Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner.
Elaine: That's a page number.
George: Well, I can't crack this one.
Elaine: Oh, this has gotta be a mistake.
George: Well, try shaking it.