Kramer Quote #965
Quote from Kramer in The Blood
Kramer: Look at this, look at the hair on the back of my neck. It's all bramble, see it's like thicket back there. Look, I need somebody to shave it for me, huh?
Jerry: I'm not touching that thing.
Kramer: Well, I have to say I'm very surprised and disappointed, blood brother.
Jerry: Oh, no...
Kramer: What? Jerry, I gave you my blood. Listen to your pulse. [takes Jerry hand] Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
Jerry: Kramer, I'm not shaving your neck.
Kramer: Oh, so my blood is not enough? Would you like a kidney too, because I'll give it to you? I'll rip it out right here and smack it on the table!
Jerry: All right. All right. I'll do it. Sit down.
Kramer: No, no, no. I don't have time right now. I'll catch you tonight. We'll do sort of an all over kind of thing, all right?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.