Kramer Quote #968
Quote from Kramer in The Blood
Kramer: Why did you get rid of that sausage?
Jerry: It wasn't me. It was Mr. Mandelbaum.
Kramer: Yeah, well, Newman's not happy. He booted me out of his freezer. Look, I've got to take my blood back to the bank, can I borrow your car?
Jerry: What's wrong with yours?
Kramer: Well, I got no A/C and I got to keep the blood cold or it'll go bad.
Jerry: All right, but this is it. This is the last favor. We're even!
Kramer: All right, Even-Steven. Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment, try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.