Frank Costanza Quote #87
Quote from Frank Costanza in The Serenity Now
George: Morning, Ma.
Estelle Costanza: [o.s.] You're late!
George: Morning, Dad
Frank Costanza: I'm not Dad in the workplace. My professional name is Mr. Costanza, and I will refer to you as 'Costanza'. [Lloyd Braun enters] Morning, Braun.
Lloyd: Morning, George. [to Frank] Two cream, no sugar.
George: What is Lloyd Braun doing here?
Frank Costanza: Your mother recommended him.
George: Yeah, of course she did. That's all I ever heard growing up is, "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?" Did you know he was in a mental institution?
Frank Costanza: I didn't read his resume.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Serenity Now’ Quotes
Quote from Frank Costanza
George: All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. Sit sideways.
Frank Costanza: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal! Serenity now! Serenity now!
George: What is that?
Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now!"
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
George: What happened to the screen door? It blew off again?
Estelle Costanza: I told you to fix that thing.
Frank Costanza: Serenity now!
Quote from Kramer
George: What are you doing?
Kramer: Oh, I'm putting up Frank's screen door. This beauty's got a little life in her yet.
Jerry: What do you need it for?
Kramer: The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA. Let's see how this baby closes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: I got no leg room back here. Move your seat forward.
Estelle Costanza: That's as far as it goes.
Frank Costanza: There's a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight.
Estelle Costanza: I pulled it. It doesn't go.
Frank Costanza: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism!