Jerry Quote #1623
Quote from Jerry in The Summer of George
Jerry: [on the phone] Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes?
George: Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?
Jerry: It's like she's put the role of boyfriend into two jobs. Except that the dude plays the showroom and I'm stuck doing food and beverages.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Summer of George’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hi, I need some party invitations.
Clerk: Okay. Have you been in here before?
George: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
Clerk: Right. How'd that all work out?
George: No complaints.
Clerk: Well, they are arranged according to the price. And as I recall... [flips to the back]
George: Actually, [flips to the front] I'll take these nice glossy ones.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: ...so I said to him, "Arthur, Artie, bubala, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title. The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see."
Quote from George
Doctor: Mr. Costanza, your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again. [leaves]
Kramer: Well, that's good news.
Elaine: Wow, invitations again. [scoffs]
Kramer: Yeah, that's weird.
Elaine: All right. Well... [Jerry sighs] Do you want to grab some coffee?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: I'd like to get some coffee.
[Jerry, Kramer and Elaine leave George laying on a hospital bed in the middle of the corridor]
George: This was supposed to be the Summer of George! [weakly] The Summer of George!