Elaine Quote #827
Quote from Elaine in The Summer of George
Elaine: Would you just keep an eye out for this woman. She's about yay high and, uh, she doesn't swing her arms when she walks.
Cop #1:What do you mean?
Elaine: Like this... [walks with her arms hanging straight]
Raquel Welch: What the hell is that? Are you making fun of my dancing?
Elaine: Aren't you Raquel Welch?
Raquel Welch: You know who I am. Now, what are you doing?
Elaine: Nothing, I wasn't just moving my arms...
Raquel Welch: That's it. You're going down.
Cop #1: Ooh, cat fight.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Summer of George’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hi, I need some party invitations.
Clerk: Okay. Have you been in here before?
George: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
Clerk: Right. How'd that all work out?
George: No complaints.
Clerk: Well, they are arranged according to the price. And as I recall... [flips to the back]
George: Actually, [flips to the front] I'll take these nice glossy ones.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: ...so I said to him, "Arthur, Artie, bubala, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title. The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see."
Quote from George
Doctor: Mr. Costanza, your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again. [leaves]
Kramer: Well, that's good news.
Elaine: Wow, invitations again. [scoffs]
Kramer: Yeah, that's weird.
Elaine: All right. Well... [Jerry sighs] Do you want to grab some coffee?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: I'd like to get some coffee.
[Jerry, Kramer and Elaine leave George laying on a hospital bed in the middle of the corridor]
George: This was supposed to be the Summer of George! [weakly] The Summer of George!