George Quote #1425
Quote from George in The Summer of George
George: What's with you? You look dead.
Jerry: It's Lanette. I need an assistant or intern or something.
George: Relationship intern. [chuckles] Hey, what if two of us teamed up?
Jerry: Not...
George: No, no...
Jerry: No, because that's...
George: No. Listen, we are always sitting here, I am always helping you with your girl problems and you're always helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?
Jerry: Here.
George: Exactly! Because neither one of us can't handle a woman all by ourselves.
Jerry: I'm trying.
George: I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man.
Jerry: Then each of us would only have be like a half man. That sounds about right!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Summer of George’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: Hi, I need some party invitations.
Clerk: Okay. Have you been in here before?
George: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
Clerk: Right. How'd that all work out?
George: No complaints.
Clerk: Well, they are arranged according to the price. And as I recall... [flips to the back]
George: Actually, [flips to the front] I'll take these nice glossy ones.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: ...so I said to him, "Arthur, Artie, bubala, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title. The Life of a Salesman. That's what people want to see."
Quote from George
Doctor: Mr. Costanza, your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again. [leaves]
Kramer: Well, that's good news.
Elaine: Wow, invitations again. [scoffs]
Kramer: Yeah, that's weird.
Elaine: All right. Well... [Jerry sighs] Do you want to grab some coffee?
Jerry: Yeah.
Kramer: I'd like to get some coffee.
[Jerry, Kramer and Elaine leave George laying on a hospital bed in the middle of the corridor]
George: This was supposed to be the Summer of George! [weakly] The Summer of George!