Kramer Quote #891
Hal: You and Elaine are pretty close.
Kramer: Oh, we go back a ways.
Hal: And you've.... How do I put this? You've been in her bed.
Kramer: That's right.
Hal: But this isn't still going on?
Kramer: No, no, no, she put a stop to that.
Hal: That's all I needed to know. So you actually swim in this thing?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Exercises every muscle in the body. It's great for the back.
Hal: Great for the back. Right.
Kramer: Four hours in this chop, and I'm a full inch taller. Giddyup.
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Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.