George Quote #1389
George: You think it might be possible to add a little shelf like, uh, for an alarm clock?
Conrad: What, about maybe like that big?
George: I don't know. Maybe like this.
Conrad: Like that?
George: Yeah, like that.
Conrad: Yeah, I can do that.
George: Great. You know, this could sound crazy but, what do you think about adding a drawer for, like, a blanket?
Conrad: Blanket or quilt?
George: Blanket.
Conrad: Like that thick?
George: Maybe like this.
Conrad: Like that?
George: Yeah, like that.
Conrad: If that is what you want.
George: That's what I want.
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Quote from Kramer
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.