Jerry Quote #1584
Conrad: Hey, Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this molding or do you want me to bevel it?
Jerry: I'll tell you what I'd like you to do with it.
George: Conrad, is it?
Conrad: Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.
George: Uh, let me ask you a question. Could you, uh, expand the space underneath a desk to give it a little more headroom?
Jerry: George, he's kind of tied up here.
George: It'll have to be a night job anyway. You don't normally work after dinner, do you?
Conrad: There is no normal. Whatever jerry wants. He wants me here late, I'm here late. He wants me here early, I'm here early, he wants me...
Jerry: You know, why don't you just work on George's project for a while?
Conrad: Whatever you want.
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Quote from Kramer
Jerry: You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily-trafficked, overly-contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Kramer: Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry: How could you swim in that water?
Kramer: I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry: Swimming?
Kramer: Well, floating. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
Quote from Mr. Steinbrenner
Mr. Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? Excuse mois? Have you seen Costanza?
Secretary: I've seen him around.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Um. He was humming this song yesterday. I can't seem to get it out of my head. I've got to know the name of that. "She's a heartbreaker A love-taker Brubaker run this prison like a man Ooh Ooh" Something like that. Very catchy tune. Very, very catchy. Well, you know what? I'm gonna sit here and wait for that guy. What is this, People? "The Most Beautiful People" People. Connie Sellecca. Nothing wrong that, huh?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [enters Jerry's renovated kitchen] Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
Elaine: Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. It reeks.
Kramer: Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.