Elaine Quote #759
Quote from Elaine in The Little Jerry
Elaine: Why did you get into a fist fight with the cop? You were innocent!
Kurt: They thought I was George. I'm not that bald. And I have too little time left to take that kind of crap, so I slugged him.
Elaine: So, how long are you gonna be in here for?
Kurt: Well, my lawyer says 14 months, but with good behavior, maybe...10?
Elaine: So, 10 to 14 months.
Kurt: Yeah.
[Elaine hangs up the phone, takes Kurt's ring off her finger and drops it in the tray before leaving.]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.