Jerry Quote #1526
Quote from Jerry in The Little Jerry
Marcelino: Jerry, tonight's fight-night. Where's my rooster?
Jerry: Kramer won't sell.
Marcelino: Well, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take down your check anyway.
Jerry: Well, thank you, Marcelino.
Marcelino: Well, perhaps someday you will do me a favor. And that day is today. Little Jerry Seinfeld must go down in the third round of tomorrow's main event.
Jerry: You want Little Jerry to take a dive?
Marcelino: Shh, not so loud.
Jerry: First of all, I don't think you can make a rooster take a dive.
Marcelino: Can, too!
Jerry: Second of all, Jerry Seinfeld - big or little - doesn't go down for anyone, anywhere, at anytime. Now, I'd appreciate it if you please leave.
Marcelino: Big Jerry is making a big mistake, Jerry.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.