Jerry Quote #1497
Quote from Jerry in The Checks
Teddy: Jerry Seinfeld!
Jerry: Teddy Padilac. Long time, no see. What have you got in a push-button mini.
Teddy: Same thing we had when you bailed on us, fifteen years ago.
Jerry: Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian. Besides, we had some good time. Remember Tropical Storm Renee?
Teddy: Oh, yeah, sure. But where were you during the poncho craze of '84? I almost lost my house.
Clicky: [to a passing man] Umbrella, buddy? [the guy keeps walking] Now we got that damn 'urban sombrero' to contend with.
Teddy: Easy, Clicky. [to Jerry] I hear you're taking credit for the twirl.
Jerry: Ah, it was so many years ago. Who cares?
Teddy: I care. Clicky cares.
Jerry: So, could I... Could I just buy an umbrella?
Teddy: Yeah, sure. Two hundred dollars.
Jerry: What?!
Teddy: Special price, for a real foul-weather friend.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?