George Quote #1288
Quote from George in The Checks
George: Great news. I showed the pilot to Kramer's Japanese friends. They loved it!
Jerry: Really? They bought the butler character?
George: Did I tell you that story's relatable?! That was a great show! That is why I'm bringing it back to NBC.
Jerry: NBC?
George: Nakahama Broadcast Corporation.
Jerry: Ah. But they told us we must go now.
George: But now I have my own market research. Actual Japanese viewers, that love the show!
Jerry: Hey, George, do me a favor. If they make you an offer, whatever it is. Just take it!
George: Hey, by the way, what'd you think of Miss Yoshimura?
Jerry: Who?
George: The network executive. You think she liked me? [Jerry closes the door]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
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Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?