Jerry Quote #1490
Quote from Jerry in The Checks
Jerry: Hey, have you seen all these new commercials for indigestion drugs? Pepcid AC, Tagamat HB.
Elaine: Ugh, the whole country's sick to their stomach.
Jerry: Now, you know you're supposed to take these things before you get sick?
Elaine: What is this, a bit?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Because I'm not in the mood.
Jerry: We're just talking. Is this not the greatest marketing ploy ever? If you feel good, you're supposed to take one!
Elaine: Yeah, I know that tone. This is a bit.
Jerry: They've opened up a whole new market. Medication for the well.
Elaine: All right, are you done with your little amusement?
Jerry: Then you admit it was amusing?
Elaine: It was okay, but move the "medication for the well" to the front, and hit the word "good" harder.
Jerry: Great. Thanks.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Checks’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.
George: I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.
Jerry: Those belong to people.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Oh, by the way, tell Brett that his chest of drawers are a big hit. My guests are very comfortable in them.
Elaine: In them?!
Jerry: You have them sleeping in drawers?!
Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home.
Jerry: This has international incident written all over it.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah.
Quote from George
Jerry: No spiel?
George: Not a peep. They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a cult!
Jerry: So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?
George: They could've at least tried!
Jerry: You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
George: Please.
Jerry: Too dumb?