Kramer Quote #713
Quote from Kramer in The Friars Club
Connie: [passionate] Oh Cosmo. Mm-mmm, Cosmo. Oh Cosmo. Uh, honey, can you move a little, this hurts. [Kramer doesn't respond] Cosmo? Oh, my God. Cosmo, wake up! Cosmo? Oh, my God! He's dead! He's dead. [grabs phone and makes call] Yeah, Tommy, this is Connie. You gotta help me. Some guy dropped dead on top of me. I can't call the cops, 'cause Joey might find out. I can't. I'm stuck. You gotta help me.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Friars Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie Chiles
Connie: [on phone] You gotta meet me at the police station. They're arresting me for attempted murder.
Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
Quote from Jerry
George: How about these seats? Are these fantastic, huh? Huh? I feel like Lincoln.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
Quote from George
George: We could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always like, you know, have a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?
Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.