Elaine Quote #612
Elaine: I'm sorry to just show up unexpectedly like this. I know you've got your big showcase coming up later and I know how important it is. I know how hard you work for this night, but I just had to tell you that I never told Jerry hot and heavy. I didn't think we were hot and heavy. I mean- I mean, who's hot and who's heavy?
John: Whoa. Hold on, Elaine I... I'm kind of disappointed.
Elaine: Disappointed?
John: Yeah. I mean, I was excited when Clyde told me that.
Elaine: You were?
John: Absolutely.
Elaine: Oh, phew. I am so relieved.
John: Listen, uh, I've still got a couple of hours to kill before the next show. My place is only a few blocks from here.
Elaine: Really?
John: And you know what?
Elaine: What?
John: I've been thinking about what we do and I'm thinking of... adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.
Elaine: Oh!
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Frank Costanza: Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
George: Why don't we talk about it another time?
Frank Costanza: But you see my point here. You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.
Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Frank Costanza: That's perverse.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Frank Costanza: What is this thing anyway?
Mrs. Ross: It's Cornish game hen.
Frank Costanza: What is that, like a little chicken?
George: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. [laughing] Little chicken. It's a game bird.
Frank Costanza: Game bird?
George: Yeah.
Frank Costanza: What do you mean? Like, you - you hunt it?
Mr. Ross: Yes.
Frank Costanza: How hard could it be to kill this thing?
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What are you, outta your mind? Look at this. What did you buy here? You will never be able to finish all this stuff.
Kramer: Of course I will. These are all staples.
Jerry: A four-pound can of black olives? That's a staple?
Kramer: Lindsay olives, Jerry.
Jerry: A forty-eight pack of Eggo waffles. A gallon of barbecue sauce. Ten pounds of cocktail meatballs.
Kramer: $17.50. You can't beat that.
Jerry: Look...look at this can of tuna!
Kramer: Yeah. Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut.
Jerry: This isn't for a person. This is for Biosphere 3.