Kramer Quote #679
Lloyd: I'd like a hotdog, please.
Attendant: Are you outta your mind?
Kramer: Wh- Wh- Wh- What's the problem here?
Attendant: This hotdog's been here since the silent era. You'd have to be insane to eat it.
Kramer: No, no, no, no, no. This man is not insane. Now, there's nothing wrong with it or you.
Lloyd: Kramer, maybe...
Kramer: No, no, no, no. I'll show you. [drops bill] One hotdog please.
Attendant: Okay.
Kramer: Mmm, doesn't that smell good, huh? [takes hot dog] Yeah, here we go, yeah. [takes a big bite] Mmm, oh. That's delicious. Mmm. It's a perfectly sane food to eat. [another bite] hotdog. Umm, interesting texture. It's chewy. [half-cough, half-retch] I gotta get, some air.
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Kramer: Well, you should smell it now. We fixed up the place.
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Kramer: Well, it's a rare archival print. Twelve extra minutes, full wide-screen CinemaScope, and if you come to the one o'clock show, you can hear Jeffrey Harharwood.
Jerry: Jeffrey who?
Kramer: Harharwood, Jerry. He was the assistant wardrobe man on Spartacus. Some fascinating insights into the production.
George: Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch on TV?
Kramer: Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
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George: Yeah, yeah. Just delivering some presents to my folks.
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George: Something like that.
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Kramer: The Alex was built in 1922, during the golden era of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, '47, '52, '58, '63, and currently to our present period of time.
Elaine: Boy, you're really getting into this aren't you?
Kramer: Yes. Yes, I am.