Elaine Quote #605
Lloyd: Kramer tell you? We reserved some special seats, so we can all sit together.
Elaine: Oh, well... I, uh... Actually, Lloyd, Jerry and I have to sit in the front row, um.... because, uh... because... Because he forgot his glasses. So, uh, thanks for getting us... Um, we'll see you afterwards. [Jerry and Elaine exit]
Lloyd: That was odd. Am I crazy, or does Jerry not wear glasses?
Kramer: You're not crazy. Jerry does wear glasses. He just forgot them, that's all. [puts an arm round Lloyd's shoulder] Not crazy.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Gum’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Well, it's the latest offering from the Alex Theater.
Jerry: That stinky old movie-house?
Kramer: Well, you should smell it now. We fixed up the place.
George: With Spartacus?
Kramer: Well, it's a rare archival print. Twelve extra minutes, full wide-screen CinemaScope, and if you come to the one o'clock show, you can hear Jeffrey Harharwood.
Jerry: Jeffrey who?
Kramer: Harharwood, Jerry. He was the assistant wardrobe man on Spartacus. Some fascinating insights into the production.
George: Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch on TV?
Kramer: Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?
Quote from George
George: Hey, Mr Lazzari.
Pop Lazzari: Back in the old neighborhood, eh?
George: Yeah, yeah. Just delivering some presents to my folks.
Pop Lazzari: Oh, snazzy car. Le Baron?
George: Yeah, '83. Used to belong to John Voight.
Pop Lazzari: The actor, right?
George: Something like that.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: The Alex was built in 1922, during the golden era of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, '47, '52, '58, '63, and currently to our present period of time.
Elaine: Boy, you're really getting into this aren't you?
Kramer: Yes. Yes, I am.