Jerry Quote #1300
Quote from Jerry in The Secret Code
Jerry: Anyway, thanks for having me back, and sorry about the misunderstanding.
Leapin' Larry: Water under the bridge. Come on, I never did get a chance to show you around the store.
Jerry: Oh. sure.
[Jerry stands up to find his leg is asleep again.]
Jerry: Uh, again? [limping] I'll be right there.
[As Jerry stomps his foot on the floor a few times by the door, he accidentally knocks over a can of flammable liquid which spills onto exposed electrical wires]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Secret Code’ Quotes
Quote from George
Jerry: Oh, my God. Look at this.
George: Hm?
Jerry: It's the new J. Peterman catalog. Look.
George: "The Rogue's Wallet. It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding, his name was Costanza. He killed my mother."
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: You know, George, growing up as a boy in Costa Rica, I heard a rumor that mama had taken a lover. Perhaps Bosco was this man's name.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.
George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
Kramer: Oh, all right. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you, you're a word man. All right, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless. A man of temptations. But what tempts you?
George: Huh?
Kramer: You're a portly fellow, a little long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no, no, no, yours is a sweet tooth.
George: Get out of here.
Kramer: Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
George: I'm leaving.
Kramer: No, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you!
George: I gotta go.
Kramer: If you could you'd guzzle it by the gallon! Ovaltine! Hershey's!
George: Shut up!
Kramer: Nestle's Quik!
George: Shut up!