Kramer Quote #625
Quote from Kramer in The Engagement
Kramer: [answers door] Hi.
Police Officer You Cosmo Kramer:?
Kramer: Uh, yes. Yeah.
Police Officer You recognize this piece of fabric?
Kramer: Oh, yeah, that's...
Police Officer What?
Kramer: What?
Police Officer You're under arrest.
Kramer: Arrest?
Police OfficerI have a receipt for a rental car with your signature. Including a report with some damage to the rear seat. It seems the spring was so compressed that they completely collapsed the right side.
Jerry: Newman.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Engagement’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Elaine: What time you got?
Kramer: Oh, no. I don't wear a watch.
Elaine: What do you do?
Kramer: Well, I tell time by the sun.
Elaine: How close do you get?
Kramer: Well, I can guess within an hour.
Elaine: [scoffs] Well, I can guess within the hour, and I don't even have to look at the sun.
Kramer: Yeah.
Elaine: Well, what about at night? What do you do then?
Kramer: Well, night's tougher but it's only a couple of hours.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?
Jerry: Well...
Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. "Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"
Jerry: Really?
Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.
Jerry: I can?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You talk about your day. "How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it?" "Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?"
Jerry: Boy.
Kramer: It's sad, Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs.
Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.
Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.
Quote from Newman
[opening the door to a police officer]
Newman: What took you so long?