Kramer Quote #617
Quote from Kramer in The Understudy
Kramer: Hi, here. I made this for your.
Bette Midler: What is it?
Kramer: It's Macaroni Midler.
Bette Midler: Macaroni Midler?
Kramer: Yeah, see how you're singing?
Bette Midler: Yeah. [chuckles] [sings] Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk.
Kramer: Oh, what's that from?
Bette Midler: Oh, that's one of the songs from my show. [sings] Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk Rochelle Rochelle You never stopped hoping. now you're in the Pinsk Rochelle Rochelle When the naysayers nay You picked up your pace You said nothing's going to stop me So get out of my face. I'm having adventures all over the place. Rochelle Rochelle!" What do you think?
Kramer: Oh, you are so freaking talented.
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‘The Understudy’ Quotes
Quote from J. Peterman
Elaine: [sobbing] Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I don't even know where I'm going.
J. Peterman: Well, that's the best way to get someplace you've never been.
Elaine: Yes, I suppose that's true.
J. Peterman: Have you been crying?
Elaine: Yes. [sobbing] You see, this woman, this manicurist…
J. Peterman: Oh, no. That doesn’t matter now. That's a very nice jacket.
Elaine: Uh, thanks.
J. Peterman: Very soft, huge button flaps, cargo pockets, draw string waist, deep bi-swing vents in the back perfect for jumping into a gondola.
Elaine: How do you know all that?
J. Peterman: That's my coat.
Elaine: You mean...?
J. Peterman: Yes, I'm J. Peterman.
Elaine: Oh!
Quote from Frank Costanza
Kim: So many years, Frank. So many years. If only you had taken your shoes off.
Frank Costanza: I couldn't because I had a potential foot problem.
Kim: I thought maybe you had a hole in your socks.
Frank Costanza: I wiped them for two minutes on the mat. I don't know why your father had to make a federal case out of it.
Kim: Anyway, that is all in the past. We have our whole future ahead of us.
Frank Costanza: Between you and me, I think your country is placing a lot of importance on shoe removal. [brakes screech]
Kim: You short stop me? We don't do that in Korea! Take me home. I never want to see you again.
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls, and I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian capto oxfords. Sophisticated yet different, without making a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching linen vamp. Men's whole and half sizes 7 through 13, price $135.
Elaine: Oh, that's not too expensive.
J. Peterman: I like that shirt. Where did you get it?
Elaine: Oh, this innocent looking shirt has something which isn't innocent at all. Touchability. Heavy, silky Italian cotton, with a fine almost terrycloth-like feeling. Five-button placket, relaxed fit, innocence and mayhem at once.
J. Peterman: That's not bad!