Kramer Quote #596
Quote from Kramer in The Fusilli Jerry
Kramer: Jerry. Jerry, come here. Take a look at this. The name on the boat. Look at it.
Jerry: Assman!
Kramer: Yeah. He's the Assman! Jerry, he's the Assman!
Dr. Cooperman: [enters] Which one is the son?
George: [stands up] I am.
Dr. Cooperman: Ah. I'm Doctor Cooperman. I just want you to know that this won't take long. And he's going to be fine.
Kramer: Excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently get the wrong license plates?
Dr. Cooperman: Yes. I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau to straighten it out.
Kramer: So you're the Assman.
Frank Costanza: [o.s.] Million-to-one-shot, Doc. Million-to-one.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Fusilli Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
George: So, did you get your new plates?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.
George: What do they say?
Kramer: Assman.
Jerry: Assman?
Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. My name is Kramer. Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: Kramer. [checks computer] All right.
Kramer: All righty.
Clerk: Sign right here, please.
Kramer: Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks. [opens the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.
Clerk: What's your name again?
Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.
Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.
Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
Quote from George
George: An eye job? Ma, you don't need an eye job.
Estelle Costanza: Georgie, I'm a divorcee.
George: No, you're not a divorcee. You're just separated. You're- You're a separatee.
Estelle Costanza: Well, I'm out there, George.
George: No, you're not out there.
Estelle Costanza: I am, too!
George: You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!