Frank Costanza Quote #41
Quote from Frank Costanza in The Fusilli Jerry
Kramer: Hey, Frank.
Frank Costanza: Don't Frank me! I know what you did. How dare you stop short with my wife!
Kramer: Come on, Frank, relax. I don't even know what you're talking about.
[Frank backs Kramer into the table, knocking fusilli Jerry onto the floor]
Frank Costanza: You think I don't know, Assman?!! To think I almost split the profits on the Manssierre with you.
Kramer: Bro.
Frank Costanza: Manssierre!
Kramer: Bro!
Frank Costanza: Manssierre! You...!
[As Frank grabs Kramer and they tussle, Frank falls back onto the floor and screams]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Fusilli Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. My name is Kramer. Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: Kramer. [checks computer] All right.
Kramer: All righty.
Clerk: Sign right here, please.
Kramer: Okay. [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. Thanks. [opens the envelope] Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.
Clerk: What's your name again?
Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.
Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.
Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.
Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
Quote from Kramer
George: So, did you get your new plates?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.
George: What do they say?
Kramer: Assman.
Jerry: Assman?
Kramer: Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
Quote from George
George: An eye job? Ma, you don't need an eye job.
Estelle Costanza: Georgie, I'm a divorcee.
George: No, you're not a divorcee. You're just separated. You're- You're a separatee.
Estelle Costanza: Well, I'm out there, George.
George: No, you're not out there.
Estelle Costanza: I am, too!
George: You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!