Kramer Quote #573
Quote from Kramer in The Jimmy
Jerry: So what did Tim say?
Kramer: [slurred] Well, he said I gotta cut out the Skittles.
Jerry: Looks like he gave you some Novocaine.
Kramer: Oh, I'm loaded.
Jerry: So what about the Penthouse. Did you ask him?
Kramer: Well, he said that it helps his patients relax a little bit. And he's got a new policy, adults only.
Jerry: Adults only?
Kramer: Yeah!
Jerry: What the hell is going on over there?
Kramer: Well, you know, it's great. You know, no kids allowed, you don't have to watch your language.
Jerry: You find you need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?
Kramer: Hey, hey, when they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Jimmy’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You know, you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist.
Jerry: I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery.
Kramer: Oh, no, you got to eat before surgery. You need your strength.
Quote from George
George: I have to go see Steinbrenner later. Mr Wilhelm told him that I was the one responsible for stealing all the merchandise.
Jerry: Why?
George: 'Cause when he questioned me about it I was sweating from the Kung Pao.
Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken,
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no. You said George likes spicy chicken.
George: No, I didn't.
Elaine: Yes, you did. You said George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: You're turning in to Jimmy.
George: George is getting upset!
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: You know, I've never heard anyone talk the way you do. It's very unusual.
Jimmy: Well, Jimmy's very unusual.
Elaine: Well, anyway, see when I made the date, I thought that Jimmy...
Jimmy: Hey, look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hanks sexuality. Jimmy's happy for Hank.
Elaine: Elaine once tried to convert one, but Elaine's not going to go through that again.