Jerry Quote #1174
Quote from Jerry in The Doorman
Poppie: Oh, hello, Jerry.
Jerry: What are you doing here?
Poppie: Visiting my friend.
Jerry: Oh. Hey, how you feeling?
Poppie: Oh, much better, much better. The doctors say I cannot have no aggravation.
Jerry: Hmm.
Poppie: So, I sell the restaurant, uh? I just take it easy. See, if I get excited, that's aggravating my condition. The last time I got aggravated, was in the restaurant. With your friend. She start the big fight, about abortion. [sees Elaine] It's you! It's you!
Elaine: Wha...?
Poppie: You! I... I gotta sit down!
Jerry: No, Poppie! No!
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Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Does your back hurt?
Frank Costanza: How did you know?
Kramer: Well, it's obvious, you know. You're carrying a lot of extra baggage up there.
Frank Costanza: Up here?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Top floor. [sits next to Frank] Listen, Frank, have you ever considered wearing something for support? Now, look at this. Mind you, this is just a prototype.
Frank Costanza: You want me to wear a bra?!
Kramer: No, no. A bra is for ladies. Meet, the Bro.
Quote from Frank Costanza
Kramer: I told you! Now, Frank, listen. Here's what I'm thinking. Now, you have a friend in the bra business, right?
Frank Costanza: Of course. Sid Farkus. He's the best in the business.
Kramer: Here's our chance. What d'you say? It'll be me, you and the Bro, bro.
Frank Costanza: Let's do it! Except, we gotta do something about the name.
Kramer: Why, what's wrong with Bro?
Frank Costanza: No, bro's no good. Too ethnic.
Kramer: All right, you got something better?
Frank Costanza: How 'bout uh... the Mansiere?
Kramer: Mansiere?
Frank Costanza: That's right. A brassiere for a man. The mansiere, get it?
Quote from Estelle Costanza
Estelle Costanza: Is it safe to come in?
George: Oh, of course. Of course.
Estelle Costanza: You're not having any of your transvestite parties?
Frank Costanza: Will you stop it?
Estelle Costanza: I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!