Elaine Quote #505

Quote from Elaine in The Kiss Hello

Wendy: So, who's that friend of yours? That guy that came in.
Elaine: Oh, Kramer.
Wendy: Yeah. Does he have a girlfriend?
Elaine: You wanna go out with him?
Wendy: Well, why not?
Elaine: Well, it's just that... Uh, I don't...
Wendy: What, is there anything wrong with him? [Elaine is silent] Elaine?
Elaine: I'm just thinking about the question.

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 ‘The Kiss Hello’ Quotes

Quote from George

George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Elaine: She's a physical therapist. She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office.
George: Why not?
Elaine: Because it is what she does.
George: I love these people! You can't ask them questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here.
George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!

Quote from George

Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. I had some personal business that day.
George: Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!
Wendy: A delicate genius?

Quote from George

Receptionist: Oh, hi. Mr. Costanza, we were trying to get in touch with you. Wendy can't make her appointment. [clicks tongue]
George: What do you mean?
Receptionist: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left a message on your machine. You didn't get it?
George: When did you leave the message?
Receptionist: A few hours ago.
George: Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars.
Receptionist: Look, Mr. Costanza...
George: Will that be cash or check? [clicks tongue]