Jerry Quote #1153

Quote from Jerry in The Kiss Hello

Jerry: [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle. Hey, Mom, let me ask you a question. Do you remember when you were a kid, your father winning like a thousand dollars at the track? Really? Did you know he gave Uncle Leo a hundred dollars, and he was supposed to give you fifty? How do I know? Because Nana doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. Well, I think you should. Okay, bye.

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 ‘The Kiss Hello’ Quotes

Quote from George

George: I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm.
Elaine: She's a physical therapist. She doesn't want to have to deal with that outside of the office.
George: Why not?
Elaine: Because it is what she does.
George: I love these people! You can't ask them questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
Elaine: George, you got a little something, right here.
George: [wiping face] These people think they're so important!

Quote from George

Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't owe you anything. I had some personal business that day.
George: Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it? You're a delicate genius!
Wendy: A delicate genius?

Quote from George

Receptionist: Oh, hi. Mr. Costanza, we were trying to get in touch with you. Wendy can't make her appointment. [clicks tongue]
George: What do you mean?
Receptionist: She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left a message on your machine. You didn't get it?
George: When did you leave the message?
Receptionist: A few hours ago.
George: Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars.
Receptionist: Look, Mr. Costanza...
George: Will that be cash or check? [clicks tongue]