Elaine Quote #424
Quote from Elaine in The Pledge Drive
Noreen: So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems. Dan thinks I'm interested in Jerry, he won't let up.
Elaine: I'm really sorry, but you can see why I'd make a mistake like that.
Noreen: No, why?
Elaine: Well, you know, because he's a high talker.
Noreen: He does raise his voice occasionally, but that's normal.
Elaine: No. No, no, no, not a loud talker, a high talker.
Noreen: Really?
Elaine: You don't think his voice sounds a lot like yours?
Noreen: I never noticed that.
Elaine: Well, it's no big deal, you know, it's just that he can sound like a woman, you know?
Noreen: Great. I'm going out with a man who sounds like a woman.
Elaine: Well, he looks like a man.
Noreen: Yeah.
Elaine: He's bald. I know that's a guy thing.
Noreen: I guess.
Elaine: I know he belches a lot.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pledge Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Waitress: [to a woman at the next table] Here's your knife and fork.
Jerry: Look, she's cutting up an Almond Joy.
Elaine: I just don't get it.
Jerry: You know, I saw someone on the street eating M&Ms with a spoon.
Elaine: What is wrong with everybody?
Jerry: Look, they're doing it. They're all doing it!
Elaine: What is wrong with all you people?! Have you all gone mad?!
Quote from Uncle Leo
Kramer: Jerry? I have an announcement. Your grandmother is on the line.
Jerry: My Nana?
Kramer: And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen hundred dollars!
[As everyone applauds, Uncle Leo rushes the stage]
Uncle Leo: She can't do that. She's on a very fixed income. Stop the show!
Quote from George
George: So, what do you think?
Mr. Morgan: A PBS fundraiser? I'm not gonna waste any of the players' time with that, besides the team already does so much promotion for Channel 11.
George: Channel 11? Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch Channel 11.
[George starts to eat a Snickers candy bar with knife and fork]
Mr. Morgan: Uh, what the hell are you doing?
George: I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?
Mr. Morgan: You know, maybe George has something here about PBS.